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Fucktardation

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a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.
"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."

Fucktardation

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What occurs when you click a Logan or Jake Paul video
I just watched a Logan Paul video
Bro you just went through fucktardation
Fucktardation by RussianSlav September 23, 2019

fucktardation

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When retardation becomes fucked up.
The act of being way worse than a retard.
Being extremely insane.
Did you just post revenge porn on your girlfriend...That's some serious fucktardation.
fucktardation by ApeBeam June 5, 2018

Fucktardation

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The mental state of someone who is a complete fucking idiot.
HOTCREME showed his true fucktardation thinking he could convince me he had a vagina.

RICHARD must think we suffer from fucktardation to believe he actually gets any ass.

Oh the fucktardation that BUTTERMILK'S will kids experience.

Chuck Norris took his fucktardation out on me with his 38 SPECIAL.
Fucktardation by RazziPapa March 1, 2009

Fucktardation

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A fucktardation is a person who does things so incredibly stupid you can never in see them .

Quick wash my eyes with soup , that fucktardashian just did something I can’t un see again .
What in the fucktardation is that shit ? Bill gates has a fucktardation brain
Fucktardation by Mizz July 20, 2020

fucktardation

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Coming too late due to coming too late. A valid explanation for being late for an appointment as a result of having had a sexual encounter, if;

-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)
Man#1: Why are you 6 hours and 9 minutes late? We were going to the State Prison to throw fortune cookies over the wall!

Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced a moderate case of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.

You? Still going dry?

Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.

M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.
M#1: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
fucktardation by hareutz August 5, 2009
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