Fuckdicks

Something to say when you are angry, you can use it anywhere you would use fuck.

Person 1: Dude we have 2 essays due for Humanities tomorrow
Person 2: Fuckdicks!

by sofuckinpissed April 9, 2009

fuckstock

1.a qualitative measure of one's boinkability
2.a 'bot' or 'troll' on FC responsible for random postings of nonsequiturs, such as "kill yourself and fuck the body" and "I will drug you and fuck you"

your fuckstock is ass prone, nutcocker

by :boogiepika: June 16, 2003

fuckstick

Someone who is being rude, stupid, retarded, or otherwise just really pissing you off.

Dude, don't be a fuckstick!

by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

Fuckstick

1. Slang term for the male sexual organ, or penis

2. Generic insult, most commonly used as a witty retort.

Should NOT be confused with the sexual practise "fukastik"

1. Dude, stop groping my fuckstick.

2. "You seem to be emitting the distinct but not unpleasant odour of wee." "Shut it, fuckstick."

by Plant February 9, 2004

Holy fuck-sticks

Used to express excitment

*looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold*

HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111

by Jon December 27, 2004

Fuckstick

A person that is being a tool, a dumbass, a moron, etc. A generally aggravating, not real smart person.

He was acting like a complete fuckstick.

by radarlove1968 June 12, 2018

Frankenstein Fuckstick

A male pornstars penis which appears to be a totally different colour to the rest of his body

"God look at the Frankenstein Fuckstick on that guy, He is pale as milk and has a brown cock"

Poor Alice was about to be penetrated from the rear when she noticed a reflection in the bedroom mirror, "christ" she screamed "you are not getting that Frankenstein fuckstick near me"

by madtechie January 7, 2008