An overwhelming and paralyzing state of mind due to various chaotic variables. Similar to Shitstorm.
Joey: Hey Brad, I know you’re working on the daily reports but Tom from Accounting needs you in a meeting.
Brad: Where’s the meeting?
Sara: Hey Brad, Security called. Your car has been broken into.
Joey: Also your kid’s school is on line 2. Oh and it’s a Zoom meeting.
Brad: ... ...
Sara: Brad? ... Hey Brad...
Brad: Sorry. I’m in a fuckfog. What?
Brad: Where’s the meeting?
Sara: Hey Brad, Security called. Your car has been broken into.
Joey: Also your kid’s school is on line 2. Oh and it’s a Zoom meeting.
Brad: ... ...
Sara: Brad? ... Hey Brad...
Brad: Sorry. I’m in a fuckfog. What?
by Jake453 October 30, 2020
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by Lisa14 July 13, 2006
Get the fuckjobber mug.A sexual structure resembling a hutch or cave made by reconfiguring the individual components (mattress, cushion pillows, etc) of an existing piece of furniture (bed, couch, etc).
When Greg is away at school, his mother and her new boyfriend Terry spend most of their time building a fuckfort out of Greg's threadbare bed.
by Magnus Apollo March 24, 2011
Get the Fuckfort mug.1. A disability in which, a male or female can fuck so much In a few consequitive days that they no longer have the ability to walk in any comprehensible normal fashion.
2. Originated in cattle country,(typically Montana or Oklahoma),a founder is actual condition in which a horse eats so damn much nutrient rich grass or another available food source, that it gets blood to its hooves and can no longer walk or be trimmed, and it's hooves can grow outta control and you just have to (put it down). "End its life". Ok, kill it to put it outta its misery.
2. Originated in cattle country,(typically Montana or Oklahoma),a founder is actual condition in which a horse eats so damn much nutrient rich grass or another available food source, that it gets blood to its hooves and can no longer walk or be trimmed, and it's hooves can grow outta control and you just have to (put it down). "End its life". Ok, kill it to put it outta its misery.
Kid A, "Hey jimmy, you see Angie and Brett try to walk to gym class this afternoon?
Kid B, " yeah bro. Took them ten minutes to get to lockers. I think they both Fuckfoundered over the long weekend".
Kid A, we gunna have to put 'em down?
Kid B, no bra, they just need some orange juice and a cookie.
Kid A, wish I could Fuckfounder instead of fist Fuckfounder. I need myself a partner.
Kid B, " yeah bro. Took them ten minutes to get to lockers. I think they both Fuckfoundered over the long weekend".
Kid A, we gunna have to put 'em down?
Kid B, no bra, they just need some orange juice and a cookie.
Kid A, wish I could Fuckfounder instead of fist Fuckfounder. I need myself a partner.
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Get the Fuckfoot mug.The "acting" that a girl does during sex, particularly acting done by a porn star. Characterized by loud moaning, gyrating, a dry vagina, and a deathly bored look in the eyes.
My boyfriend sucks in bed so I put on a full-fledged fuckformance to make him feel better, then I sleep with other guys.
by flatspot January 7, 2012
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