fuck monkey

a monkey that you fuck so that you can say you lost your vigintity

i have a fuck monkey

by Ashley is a faggot June 12, 2018

fuck monkey

a girlfriend who wont take no for an answer

dude shayon and shahins girlfriend are acting like major fuck monkies

by aurash February 25, 2005

fuck monkey

a jerk, someone who has done something mean or rude.

sarah: he broke up with you? what a fuck monkey!

by omgsteffie January 4, 2008

fuck monkey

It's a cum dumpster

Your a fuck monkey you got hoes coming out of your ass like you don't even know

by bevis9978 June 17, 2015

fucked as a monkey

to be monkeyed.

"I'm as fucked as a monkey", Rory said after the tenth pint of Stella.

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

fuck monkey

a moron with a small penis who cant "make-a the saix" says group x

ryan seacrest or emo-haters....iam emo and i am god so STFU AND EAT SHIT ON A SHINGLE!!!
bob:ryan seacrest is deep
emo(me):u r a fuck monkey

by emo defender January 18, 2007

Fuck Monkey

Someone who acts at an extrodinare act of monkeyness while instating sexual intercourse.

"Jana was such a Fuck Monkey last night in bed!"

by OsamaBALLS April 6, 2008