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closet fuckhead

(n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. fuckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. Individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet fuckhead. Refer to examples
Closet fuckheads: Tim Tebow,Plaxico Burress, Michael Richards, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, Rosie O'donnell
by Michael Ryan Barrett Russell December 9, 2008
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dumb fuckered out

The exhaustion you feel after dealing with stupid and/or rude people.

Comes from "plumb tuckered out," meaning tired as hell.
I spent 20 minutes at work today explaining to a customer that he couldn't use his gift card because there was no money left on it. He kept saying "But gift cards are LIKE money". I'm dumb fuckered out; I need a beer and a nap.
by luluup April 26, 2012
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fuckhead

1. noun. Fu-k-hed: One that miserably fails in all attempts to achieve anything, ever.
2. Someone who is perpetually shitty, and wastes time doing shitty, useless things. (i.e. Facebook, eat, stall, and procrastinate...)
Let's take a quick five minute nap. I have a huge paper due tomorrow morning." *3 hours later* "Oh shit....we're such fuckheads.
by JamBanana November 16, 2010
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Fuckhead

The head or tip of a penis also called a cock head
by Pizza'man May 24, 2020
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Hipster Fuckhead

A person that isn't technically a hipster, but often dresses like one, and listens to quite a bit of hipster-esque music. In order to be a "hipster fuckhead," you cannot be a complete hipster. This term is reserved for people with hipster-like qualities only
Person #1: "Look at Cody over there, listening to indie and dressed like a hipster; when I know for a fact that he's far too interesting to be an actual hipster. WTF."

Person #2: Yea, that's Cody for you. Cool guy, but he's a total hipster fuckhead."
by I_Hate_Tools October 14, 2011
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Fuckgrade

Upgrading your software to the latest version only to find everything is now fucked.
Dude, I fuckgraded to version 4.5 and now my laptop is completely hosed.
by DrBrickWhistle September 28, 2011
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fuckered out

Being sleepy and/or exhausted from too much fucking.
Billy: Hey Tommy, why don't ya come over so we can play some ball?

Tommy: No can do, Billy. My girlfriend was just over and I'm afraid I'm all fuckered out.
by hellinas1985 August 17, 2013
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