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douche-fuckery

doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.

being a complete asshole when is suits you..

pulling a douche-bag move
Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery

Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery
by Miss_Carousel March 23, 2010
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fat fuckery

The act of engaging in activities that only a fat fuck would engage in, i.e. being fat and annoying.
That fucking fat fuck won't bang his hot ass wife just because he has PTSD. That's some serious fat fuckery right there.
by Jormungandr December 8, 2015
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Whimsicle Fuckery

A discriptive term disscussing something that makes no sense what so ever, usually an item from Etsy.

Miss-spelled intentionally to mirror the usual incompitence of the creator.
Did you see that tin can with a gear hot glued to it? Pure Whimsicle fuckery
by d2d May 12, 2011
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Fuck Berry

Noun <fuhk ber-ee> - A pair of black and blue berries.
Location- Naturally growing in cafeterias of schools or institutions, but usually only appears for small groups of people discussing their hate for 'lesser beings'
Adjective <fuhk ber-ee> - 1. Used to describe people that can not do anything they are told at all especially when the task is easier than any other task that could be issued in the history of the world.

2. Used to describe someone who you do not respect at all.

3. Used to describe someone that is a complete waste of life. (Completely a waste of life, not just some one that is a little silly, stupid, or disliked)
Verb <fuhk ber-ee> - To make some one's life a living hell.
If used as a noun -correctly- in a sentence it would appear as: " Look at these fuck berries, I found them in the corner of the cafeteria."
If used as a adjective correctly in a sentence it would appear as: 1. " Steve! How could you be a complete fuck berry?! I asked you to stack the trays and you could not even do that!"

2. " Remember my ex the fuck berry?"

3. " Jeff is such a fuck berry. He does nothing with his life, but sit around all day and mooch off of everyone. He hasn't even given back to the community."
If used as a verb correctly in a sentence it would appear as: " I'm going to make the guy's life a complete fuck berry."
by Archbishop Funkmaster Duggan August 20, 2013
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kinky fuckery

Sex with objects. Such as whips, floggers, crops, butt plugs, vibrators, canes, handcuffs, and rope.
When he came in with the whip, the girl knew that they were going to have kinky fuckery.

bdsm dominant submissive masochist sadist kinky sex fuck
by DeathTheKid888 April 1, 2016
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Vortex of Dog Fuckery

The Vortex of Dog Fuckery is act of dog fucking at work by a singular individual at such a sustained effort which drags the rest of the team down with them.
Ryan don’t suck me into your vortex of dog Fuckery. I really need this job.
by DogFuckery November 20, 2022
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Fuckery Pedal

When drama-driven dumb asses drum up the bullshit at high levels often causing the most common of occurrences to be uncomfortable for all involved.
Everyone gave Eric a side-eye look at the event when he started lead-footing the fuckery pedal when he saw his ex.
by Katica* October 5, 2010
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