fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

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fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

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fuck me in the ass

A term anyone could use when they are horny and need a little anal.

I want you to fuck me in the ass RIGHT NOW.

by Batman666x October 31, 2017

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fuck me in the ass and call me susan

Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan

Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan

by Adfdgvdhvdhkpkgrjvdyn March 16, 2017

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Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?

by Ricky Style July 20, 2008

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