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Fuck yo couch

Jonny: Nigga yous gay.

Damon: Fuck yo couch nigga
by Master of Ceremonies September 26, 2008
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Fuck Your Couch

From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.
Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
by M i c h a e l December 24, 2008
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I'd fuck that couch

A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.
"Yo, check that out son... I'd fuck that couch."
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couch fuck

when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it
billy couch fucked the shit out of that leather love seat
by matt gardener October 16, 2006
mugGet the couch fuckmug.

Fuck Yo Couch

Any thing that is done that that fucks up anything of yours.
1. if you in the club and somebody spills they drink on you shirt, they fuckin up you couch.
2. if a bitch loud as hell in you ear while you tryin to get yo smoke on, she fuckin up yo couch.

3. Fuck Yo Couch can also be used to disrespect someone.
mugGet the Fuck Yo Couchmug.

fuck your couches

pretty self explanitory but can be used in many ways....
A:dude you suck
B:well you know what fuck your couches
by Dracon January 14, 2006
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fuck yo couch

disrespect against a person in a humerous way.
by Dizzzzy May 30, 2006
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