Fruitilization

The act of throwing fruit into a planter while yelling: "Fruitilization Bitch!"

Anthony: "Ugh, i hate school fruit."
*Gives to amber*
Amber: "Fruitilization Bitches!"
*throws fruit into nearest planter*

by TheBeast132 April 9, 2013

fruitless garden

A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.

Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"

by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017

Fruitlet

a diminutive fruit that is very tasty. make sure you check them before eating, as there is a possibility a lot of them are spoiled. Perfect for long conversations and listening to music.

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by lonzoballer02 July 25, 2019

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

Fruities

Aussie Bloke slang for fruit beer or a Vodka Cruiser

Johno and I are getting a carton of the pom pom fruities tonight

by Bosg_acog January 1, 2021

Fruitility

The feeling one derives from tending an allotment.

Kate pretended she loved growing produce on her allotment. In truth she mainly felt resentment towards the endless digging, and a deep, numbing fruitility which she could not fully explain, but would surface every time she saw how little tomatoes cost to buy.

by Fe1sty May 2, 2021

The Fruities

The kind of intestinal distress a person experiences when they have consumed an excessive quantity of fruit or fruit juice. Effects range from severe, unpleasantly fragrant flatulence all the way to more liquid based expulsions.

After a sudden, unexpected fart, Tom immediately began to regret having eaten nothing other than a full punnet of ripe peaches for lunch. Instantly he knew that the fruities were coming.

by QuiglyMayer October 28, 2020