frusterbation: noun, the state of being sexually unsatisfied after repeatedly trying for an excessively long time, perhaps as a failed attempt at masturbation.
frusterbate: verb transitive, to induce the state of frusterbation.
frusterbate: verb transitive, to induce the state of frusterbation.
First he went down on me, then he tried toys, nothing worked, I was completely frusterbated.
Man, talk about frusterbation, I was so close, then my ma walked in my room and said dinner was ready so I had to torque that baby down into my grundies.
Man, talk about frusterbation, I was so close, then my ma walked in my room and said dinner was ready so I had to torque that baby down into my grundies.
by shoots-the-moon March 3, 2010
Get the frusterbation mug.Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.
Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”
Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”
Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”
Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”
Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”
by trent April 13, 2005
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To be mentally handicapped and homosexual.
(The combination of derogatory terms, "retard" and "fruit").
(The combination of derogatory terms, "retard" and "fruit").
"That kid is fruitarded"
"That was fruitarded"
"That was fruitarded"
by ChaoticRemus April 1, 2009
Get the Fruitarded mug.Someone who only eats fruit as his or her diet. It's pretty uncommon and you'll probably be thought of as bizarre. It's similar to a vegetarian who only eats vegetables.
We were all wondering why my cousin was only eating fruits at Thanksgiving dinner when we discovered he was a fruitetarian.
by Themadgibbles October 21, 2014
Get the fruitetarian mug.A friterade apelsinen is someone with passion for oranges. Likes YouTube aswell. Has an editor called Pontus.
by Hejpontus October 19, 2020
Get the friterade apelsinen mug.1. the state of two fruits being married.
2. the rite, ceremony, or sacrament of marriage between two fruits.
etymology: fruit + matrimony = fruitrimony
2. the rite, ceremony, or sacrament of marriage between two fruits.
etymology: fruit + matrimony = fruitrimony
Despite the law, Sean and Harper decided to seal their love via the pseudo-sacred art of fruitrimony.
by Sean Harper January 23, 2008
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