Sigmund Freud

An Austrian neurologist who did a shit load of cocaine and smoked a shit load of cigars. Some of his contributions to the world include accusing kids of wanting to engage in coitus with their parents and trying to interpret dreams in a very fucked up way. He eventually got oral cancer and died.

Kid: What's wrong with me Dr. Freud?
Sigmund Freud: Well I think you're competing against your father for sexual attention from your mother.

by freudianslipmyass April 29, 2014

Voter fraud

Call me a nitpicky fuckerfish, but you guys are wrong. Voter fraud is when the voter cheats, not the candidate, that's called election fraud, or electoral fraud!

Cloning your voting paper and submitting 2 votes is an example of voter fraud.

by Itz Rob August 24, 2016

fraud squad

Fake ass bitches that say they are squad but aren't there when you really need them, but are happy to drink your alcohol and eat your food at parties. #fraudsquad

When I called Jeff to help me move he said he said he couldn't. That dude is full Fraud Squad

by Ol' Steeze November 23, 2015

Freudship

It's a sex-driven friendship — since everything is sex-y—(or suggestive of sexual attraction between two so-called friends) that embraces the fact that any human act, even a friendly attraction, is consciously or unconsciously motivated by one's libido. Not to be confused with situationship which of itself arises out of inherent sexual motives . It can also be applied to a relationship that has no romantic illusions of selflessness and unconditionality.

They neither have a situationship nor a friendship.; they're involved in a freudship.

by AdilShah July 30, 2022

LeBronen Freude

The feeling of happiness one gets after watching LeBron James and the Miami Heat lose in the NBA finals.

Weren't the Heat suppose to walk away with this one? I can't stop laughing from this feeling of LeBronen Freude.

by A^J December 11, 2011

Fan Fraud

To pretend to have a vast amount of knowledge on
sport but in fact have no idea.

"At least Geelong will go well in the Playoffs" = Fan Fraud.

"Can't wait to watch Origin 4" = Fan Fraud.

by Sportsbet.com.au July 9, 2014

Freudian Autocorrect

Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.

When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.

by Ehrris September 14, 2011