Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

eminence front

A song by the rock group The Who about the facade one erects, or the pose one assumes, whether from pride, arrogance, insecurity or some other motive, in order to conceal his or her identity or essential self. The song lists various happenings, the pursuit or occurrence of which causes us to forget that we conceal ourselves as such.

Eminence fronters: Name-droppers, power trippers, title proclaimers, bling wearers, etc.

by Keith Hodges May 25, 2007

Front ensemble

More commonly known as the pit. The part of a drum corps or marching band that stands in front of the field and do not march. The Front ensemble can include mallet instruments(marimba, xylophone, vibraphone, etc.), guitar, bass guitar, keyboard/synthesizer, drum set, and auxiliary, among many things. The pit is the forgotten part of most drumlines, as most people only include the battery(snares, tenors, bass drums) in the drumline. Usually very nice people who are criticized excessively by the rest of the corps because they don't march.

1.
person 1: Look at the Front Ensemble.
Person 2: Yeah, their mallet line is incredible!

2.
Trumpet Player: Dude, the FrontEnsemble is so lucky they don't have to march. They are so lazy.
Clarinet player: Yeah but the pit has to push all that heavy equipment to and from the field all the time.

by Heidi Ramone April 12, 2009

Fronckussy

A tight, well lubricated, orifice used during the event of fornication, specially owned by yours truly, S.F.

Damn man, that fronckussy was so wet, I needed to put down a wet floor sign after I was finished with it.

by EvryThing BaeGel April 5, 2022

Forny

A forny or forn for short, is a person who regularly fornicates or has sex outside of marriage.

That Ted's a forny.

Forny, forny, Ted's so horny.

by CattlesRgreat August 7, 2017

Fronny

The faintest hint of pubic hair that is showing above low cut jeans, trousers or a skirt. Usually reserved for women.

She was beautifully tanned and slim. I couldnt take my eyes of her fronny.

by Jeff Tulley July 24, 2008

Front Ass

When one reaches a level of obesity to the extent that he/she has two asses - a fully functional rear ass as well as a non-functional, for appearances only frontal ass.
The frontal ass is anatomically referenced as the Front Ass. The front ass encompasses the lower abdominal area from the pubic bone to the waist line.

"Jabba's getting rather large That's quite the front ass that she's packing. Although I must say, it does help to balance out her rather generous rear ass."

"Man those stretch pants are screaming bloody murder. Her front ass is putting a hurting on them while at the same time her rear ass appears to making a meal of them."

by snagit December 3, 2009