Friendcierge

A Friendcierge is that great friend who will advise you on everything. Where to go, what to do, what to buy, what's hot and not, what's cool and not so cool. They wil gladly provide solid advice on just about everything and you value their opinion. A great friend with great advice.

So i called my Friendcierge and she advised me to buy expensive designer shoes, which I couldn't afford. Years later, I'm still wearing and loving them. They were worth every penny! Great Advice from a Great Friend.

by suzgirl October 30, 2021

frienditto

The newest drama to hit livejournal. It allows you to anonymously archive LJ posts, even friends only entries. Of course, it is no different than simply copying the entry or taking a screenshot, it is just more convienant.

Person #1: OMG! Ahh! My precious friend entries! My privacy has been breeched!

Person #2: Shut up. Nothing you post on the internet is safe.

by Charlotte March 5, 2005

friendster

Web to web of stupid idiotic individuals who thinks the number of of people in their friendslist is in proportion to their self worth.

You are a friendster!

by maddman December 29, 2003

Friendster Whore

friendster - someone who uses the Friendster service to add as many possible friends, aquaintances, strangers and random people to their network in order to appear as if they know a lot of people.

Bill is such a Friendster Whore. He doesn't even know 80% of the people on there. Like he could even have 10 friends, let alone 189.

by B December 3, 2003

friendcest

Hooking up with somebody you normally consider "just a friend" and wouldn't ordinarily hook up with. The very idea weirds you out. Once the alcohol wears off or the crisis that brought you together like this passes, however, the friendship is probably in for a little weirdness.

Coined in 2007 by yours truly.

Girl 1: "I was at this party last night, and Mike tried to kiss me! I was all like, no, that would be friendcest. I didn't want things to be all weird between us."
Girl 2: "Ew! I had friendcest with Bill once. His ex-girlfriend found out and got so mad! But she's the one who dumped him anyway, so she needs to stfu."

by PANiC! in my Pants June 11, 2007

Friendchise

Your social media "friends" who help you promote your business or tell all their friends to buy your stuff.

Sandra: Wow Emily that's a beautiful new necklace you've created, you going to sell it on Etsy?

Emily: Yep, and then I'm going to friendchise it so it sells faster.

by rahdesign August 11, 2010

friendcest

sleeping with or dating someone your friend has already dated or slept with.

After Jayne committed friendcest with Samantha's ex-boyfriend, their friendship was never the same.

by Sara November 25, 2004