i aint never seen two pretty best friends

its always one of em gotta be ugly

guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020

Floater Friend

A floater friend is someone who knows a lot of people but isn't really close with any of them. A lot of the time floater friends feel left out as all their friends prefer someone over them. They tend to 'float' around different friend groups

Marnie: I hate being a floater friend. I feel so left out, you know?
Jack: "Huh? Oh sorry I was talking to Andrew"
Marnie: :(

by DanceDance003 January 6, 2023

Fake Friend

Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.

Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.

If 4 or more of these things apply to one of your 'friends' then they are a fake friend

Real friend: hey you seem down lately, what's up?
You: nothing, just that she always ignores me around other people.
Real friend: What a bitch...don't worry about it. She's a fake friend.
You: You think?
Real friend: for sure. Look it up on urban dictionary if you don't believe me.

by Flavor Cycle February 27, 2014

Frienfoe

Frienfoe
Is a friend and a foe. Too faced Homie. one who is trustworthy but will attack you with their snake ways when one’s back is turned. A fake friend who talks behind your back...

Lil Jay: Hey man be careful who you call your friend; because they could be a foe,
Leo: Yea I feel that homie; I call them a Frienfoe...

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick June 30, 2020

nona fried

When you are in a winning position in a time controlled game of chess, rather than moving or resigning your opponent just sits there and lets their clock tick down to 0.

Initially used by Chessnetwork

"A time ticker! I've been nona fried!"

For origin see: Thunderhorse I Warzone Chess Tournament 12

by TrickyKnight October 31, 2012

Hello my friend

"Hello my friend" is used by @paharikawa on tiktok whenever someone tells false history

Random TikToker: Earth is flat
Paharikawa: Hello my friend

by Ppslasher69 July 20, 2021

Blue hour friend

A blue hour friend is someone who;

- Tends to keep to themselves.
- Typically likes the rain & stormy weather.
- Is usually very quiet, but when around the right people can be the loudest in the room.
- Will always be there for you when you need them.
- Will usually distance themselves from others when they are in a bad place.

Blue hour friends are friends that you can rely on to be there for you, no matter what.

Amelia: I guess i’m a Blue hour friend.
Rei: Oh? What does that mean?
Amelia: It means i’ll always be there for you :)

by Luna 💫 December 21, 2022