sigmund freud

SickMan Freud - lunatic obsessed with fucking his mother.

The only important this is that he discovered the unconscious mind.

other then that, he was gay and was in love with Carl Jung. Most don\'t know it.

So,,,,you want to have sex with your mother?

by Light. April 26, 2005

Sigmund Freud

A psychologist who thought that anybody with any psychological problem must've had a problem in one or more of the following areas: sex/sexual development, their relationship with their mother, and potty training,

"Sigmund Freud thinks everything can be linked back to sex, someone should really psychoanalylize him!"

by Bphillllllllll December 26, 2016

Coconut Freud

the sexual practice that occurs when a man, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into the facial hair of his partner.

I was expecting Hugo to cum in my mouth, but instead he made my beard all messy by giving me a Coconut Freud!

by Pattycakes! February 8, 2007

Words With Freud

To play Words With Friends using words that belie an interest other than in the game itself.

We were playing Words on Facebook and he played the words "SEX" "KISS" and "LOVE" all in a row; he was definitely playing Words With Freud.

by Stonebridge January 2, 2012

Sigmund Freud

Crikey! I now realise that when I wrote the above, those little minx's were still on the jailbait side of their 18th birthday... I'm utterly utterly ashamed of myself!

I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!

Fuck you, Sigmund Freud!

by Quicksand Jesus June 14, 2004

high freud

A high five given to someone after they make a freudian slip.

Joe: I'm lucky that my girlfriend and I haven't had any major sex. Wait! I mean setbacks!
Bob: High freud!

by Public Nuisance March 28, 2010

Sigmund Freud

Some guy with a mean Dad and a hot Mom

"Father, i want to kill you, And Mother, i want to fuck you all night long"

-Sigmund Freud, no wait, that was Jim Morrison.

by Sigmund'sMomHasGotitGoingOn August 7, 2022