Freeland

Kick ass little town. Highest boro in Pennsylvania, in more ways than one. When you are younger most kids grow up living on sports but then at an older age the town doesn't have anything for the youth to do after you are 14. Kids then either start drinking, doing drugs, or become musicians. Some do it all. Everyone wants to get outta the town and can't wait to leave but most come back when they are older to raise a family. Even though they hate the little town, everyone is close knit and love each other unlike the rest of the Hazleton Area. Even though they hate it they love it as well and have great pride in it.

hey dude let's get high.
u mean we r going to Freeland?
Yeah but we are going to smoke some weed too.

Apartment Party tonight or one in the woods.
It's in Freeland right?
Oh Yeah, no doubt.

Dude that kid is sick at sports, does he play for any of the school teams?
No.
How come?
Doesn't like the coaches and they won't pick him because he's from Freeland.

by James Haraschak June 24, 2008

Freelander

Someone who goes along with society because they have to. But in turn have their own path in life unlike anyone elses.

Marco is such a freelander, you cant find anyone just like him.

by Carmen S. May 6, 2006

freehanded

being given everything for free all the time, because your too lazy or poor to get it yourself.

Jessica and Randy are freehanded constantly by my Mom.

by angrysister November 24, 2011

free hand

When you urinate freely without any guidance of your hand, usually ending with piss all over the wall, yourself or anyone near you.

Dude why is there piss on your shirt

I decided to free hand it

by Stanley smith July 29, 2014

freeland fart nectar

When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them

My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them

by team anal May 9, 2014

Freeland's Perm

A perm belonging to someone named Freeland.

Freeland's Perm looks like a rats nest!

by Louiseus Cameron May 5, 2023

Marty Freeland

A brilliant ornithologist who has deep and often consequential ties with his marvelous English teacher, Ms. Nagy.

Eeeh eeeh kawwwwwo weeeelloooo. What the hell was that bird? Must have been a Marty Freeland.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022