frankenboo

An ugly boy/girlfriend.

Susie's boyfriend is a frankenboo

by l.o.l September 22, 2008

Frankenballs

A word that describes the appearance of a man's testicles after a vasectomy.

Jane: I heard that your husband got a vasectomy. How did it go?

Mary: He went back to work after a few days, but he still has Frankenballs. The stitches should come out soon.

by scoobylou October 13, 2011

frankenblunt

(n) A blunt that has been torn, and repaired so many times by different bluntwraps sitting around that it no longer retains any resemblance to its original state.

Wow. This is such a frankenblunt. Pieces of the repair-wraps are sticking to my lips.

That kid rolled such a fucked up blunt.

-More like a frankenblunt. Well...he's just a rookie, he'll get better.

Hopefully! He used the four bluntwraps we had and only managed one blunt.

by thejenius May 24, 2009

frankenhooker

A female that looks as if she was constructed from parts that came from different bodies. Common features are (an)unnormally long or large arms, legs, torso, or neck. This ofcourse has to be in contrast to the female's body.

Man, that broad that Paul knocked up's head and neck look like they're off another chick's body. She's such a frankenhooker.

by dpms August 11, 2005

frankenfoods

Genetically modified crops, done so for the purpose of increasing overall yield, resistance to pests, and other reasons. Been around for awhile, yet nobody has grown an extra head or suffered cancers associated with it.

Frankenfood is a scare term used by European agricultural interests trying to take trade share from US growers; and also used by ignorant folks using it as a lame excuse for yet more yankbashing.

by Zonie Yank February 16, 2005

frankenboobs

Breasts that have been augmented with breast implants, esp. those that have obvious scars.

Dude, her face is hot, but I don't dig teh frankenboobs.

by C. S. July 19, 2005

Frankenboo

An ugly boyfriend/girlfriend.

Look at Susie's frankenboo

by l.o.l October 2, 2006