Folded meat

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.

We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.

by @octopusapocalypse June 2, 2018

Fuck-founded

The near comatose, mental state achieved after having enormous amounts of sex.
Usual symptoms include: laziness, permagrin, fatigue, and the inability to construct coherent thoughts or sentences.
The inability to mentally function after having marathon sex.

Jack "If you keep banging that nympho all day, you are gonna get fuck-founded."
John "I uh, uh. O man, I forgot what I was gonna say."
Jack "Damn John, you are totally fuck-founded right now!"

by bretsky247 April 28, 2013

Dr. Forded

accusations and allegations against you being believed with no factual evidence

HIM: "Bro... you're the girl who got blackout drunk and hooked up with 10 guys at that party last year, right?"

HER: "I just moved here from Africa."
HIM: **ignores facts and logic** "So you are?"
HER: "Ugh I was warned about this... I'm being Dr. Forded.

by puddy eater October 3, 2018

Folded Em

Coined by Matty Doopla - The Term 'Folded Em' is when playing Battlefield and you shoot someone with such intense force (mainly with an RPG) that their body flips up and literally folds.

I just rocket podded that fool and folded em...

by One Arm January 17, 2013

Folded

When someone is extremely under the influence or very very very hammered after a long night.

"Dang, she was SO folded last night."

"She was more folded that night than my grandpa was at his retirement party."

- "She WAS pretty folded then."

by D18888 October 4, 2009

folded doughnut

The split mound that appears in a woman's vaginal area when her outer labia create the appearance of a doughnut folded into her underwear.

Jesus, did the see the folded doughnut on that chick?

by silas6872 July 23, 2011

folded mattress

Someone whos fat vagina is bigger then camel toe and moose knuckle

Person 1- Damn look at that camel toe...

Person 2 nah man thats a folded mattress its huge...

by Ajc22 August 22, 2017