fosticate

(Noun) Used in a way that it sounds highly intelligent, yet has no true meaning.

Person A: Reginald, tell me again how you received your Nobel Prize.

Person B: Certainly, Vincent. I rationally hypothesized how to fosticate a quantum time warp, which resulted in my thesis of a space-time continuum. Indubitively, this developed a new field in cognitive learning, and granted me the Nobel Prize for Fostication.

Person A: Impressive.

by MuffinMan217 October 27, 2010

frigate

What you say when your car breaks down for the ninth time in a week, and/or when your wife elopes with the postman.

"Oh, no, not again!!! Awww, frigate!"

by Fearman August 4, 2007

Fortubately

Having the good fortune of being able to masturbate. A comination of fortunately and masturbate.

I saw this hot chick on my way home and fortubately got to work on myself since my roommate wasn't home when I got there.

by Two D's August 6, 2009

fornilate

when you can relate to someones fornicational experiences

omg bro i can so fornilate to that sexual experience

by Bhajipriya July 6, 2017

frigated

Full of all sorts of different types of se(a)men. from frigate, the type of navy vessel.

person 1: damn the printer is fucked again
person 2: no my friend, that printer is beyond being simply fucked, it is now totally frigated

by anonymous June 24, 2021

douche frigate

When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.

"Dude, that guy splattered pee on my shoes at the urinals!"

"Yeah, what a freakin' douche frigate!"

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

Generically Fornicated

When 2 people of the opposite sex, who aren't physically attracted to each other, fuck simply because they're horny.

We both just generically fornicated

by warwagon1979 June 16, 2016