Fornicologist

To study the act of fornication, or sex. Includes any off type of sexual experiences, i.e. Blow jobs, dirty sanchez's, or masturbation.

When I grow up, I would like to become a fornicologist.

by Toni-Lee July 16, 2008

fornicate

Upper class fuckery, or more especially, a word designed to roll off the tongues of royalty....

"My dear Queen, whist the blacksmith fucks the maid, shall we retire to the royal fornication chamber?"

by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005

fornication

Fucking in Shakespearian times.

Aye, Sally often took part in fornication with thee noblemen.
They lifted up her gowns and continued their way to enter what they saw. Sally picked one of the men to an act of utter pleasure, and when they so were done, they lighted up some exquisit tobacco and went on their ways.

And t'was good.

by MephistophelesIsDying March 16, 2007

Fornicologize

The process of seeking forgiveness from a friend or roommate following the act of sexual intercourse, with another individual, on said friend's furniture, appliances, or personal belongings.

Even though my roommate continues to fornicologize, I'm still pissed that there are so many stains on my grandmother's leather couch.

by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010

forecallus

When the foreskin of the penis forms a callus from excessive masturbation

That basement dwelling mama’s boy is working on his forecallus

by Clam Barber November 23, 2018

Fornicating Under Consent of the King

Fornicating Under consent of the King, or Fuck, dates back to the middle ages when people had to ask permission from the king to have sex.

On that movie they were fornicating under consent of the king.

by jim000111 July 6, 2005

Folically Challenged

The politically correct term for being bald.

You: Nice hat! Why are you wearing it?
Your Math teacher: *Lifts hat to show baldness*
You: Oh... youre bald.
Your math teacher: We prefer the term Folically Challenged, thank you very much. Now do your math homework!

by piapearl August 27, 2010