Fooking Cont

Fooking: another word for f*cking but in politer terms.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.

"Betty, you're a fooking cont."

by x_Shortie January 24, 2008

Get Foosed

A work safe way to say get fucked peasant.

Get Foosed you peasant.

by Syscon May 24, 2017

Foopskyp

Foopskyp was a game invented by Josh Cutler, Sam Utz, and Cubbiss. You lay down on the ground in a room that has a ceiling and a lamp. Then you take a yoga ball (big round ball) and kick it at the cieling. First one to break the lamp wins. There are no rules, just kick the ball and the ceiling and pray it lands on your lamp.

"Boy that was a fun Foopskyp game at the Parallelogram last night!"

by Cubbiss March 15, 2005

Fookin’ ‘ell

Fucking ‘ell

A friend of mine from London/Italy and his family always said fookin’ ‘ell when something bad or inconvenient happened.

Example:
(*Bill is making a pizza and pulls out the marinara sauce but the jar falls and shatters.)

“Fookin’ ‘ell man! That’s bullshit! Bloody fookin’ ‘ell!”

Pretty self explanatory, just another dialect of “fucking hell”.

by ihaveaducknamedwaffles April 28, 2020

fookin' losah

Louis Tomlinson once used this in one of his iconic quotes. He's very very british, it's spelled like that because he say it like that! He is a very iconic and funny person.

STREAM WALLS

That's your fookin' job, you fookin' losah

by louisthesun January 13, 2021

Foos Booze

Cheap booze bought for foosball games

Friend: Ready to play some foos?
You: Yea let me grab my Big Bear 40 and some 211's
Friend: Please don't pee in the sink again

Foos Booze

by foosman January 28, 2010

fooker

The nice way to call someone a fucker.

"Shut the fook up you fookin' fooker!" - Man yelling at his neighbor.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005