Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 7, 2018

Fool's Gold

Seemingly the "perfect woman, until she removes her eyelashes, her extensions, her push-up bra and lip injections...then discover she's bat-shit crazy with "daddy issues"

He thought he had met "The One", but turns out she was FOOL'S GOLD.

by halestorm47 September 6, 2022

Fool’s Gold

When your Diggin in a girls ass and find a piece of corn in her shitty asshole.

Her: Find any gold Diggin in my ass yet?
You: Nope only some fool’s gold in there.

by Diggininmybutt445 July 9, 2025

Gold Foils

Referring to or pertaining to the Trojan Magnum condom line. See Magnum and Magnum Boy

Yeah, my girl had no idea the difference between regulars and Gold Foils, till I came along.

by Ulfarr February 24, 2011

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.

Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."

by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013

the fool's golden rule

If it was done to me, I can do it do you.

That dipshit JARemeee thinks its okay to be a dick, because somebody taught him the fool's golden rule. What a pleb.

by anonymous December 28, 2020

foolsgold4u

Verb- The act of posting a bad beat in the poker discussion forum while playing in a tourney wayyy over your head and skill level. Then, freaking out on errybody that rightfully claims that yourself and your thread suck.

"As soon as that idiot hit the 4 outer, i ran over to p5s to foolsgold4u."

by hj80 August 23, 2009