Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

April Fool's Day

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

by jaycubed31 April 1, 2009

easter fooles day

The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.

easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!

by YAWA January 24, 2018

October Fool's Day

The first day of October (October 1st) which is similar to the first day of April (see April Fool's Day) where lies are told under the excuse of an observed holiday. First observed by Nintendo after their absolute joke of a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate reveal on October 1st, 2020.

Person 1: Hey, what prank did you pull for October Fool's Day?
Person 2: I announced a bad character for Smash!
Person 1: Wow, so original...

by foxkat October 2, 2020

May Fool's Day

A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.

Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 26, 2022

April Fool's Day

The best holiday of the year. Day when friends get to pull the ULITMATE jokes on each other no matter how mean they are.

Jer and Tav got Tara good this year. On April fools day they told her a friend was dead and she believed it! That rocked!

by viscioustart March 28, 2005

Summer Fool's Day

Summer Fool's day occurs every year on July 1st. Unlike April fool's day, where you tell lies to trick someone and laugh, Summer Fool's day is the one day of the year where you tell someone the absolute truth without fear of reprucussion. This is the one day of the year where fools can be treated like fools, without the facade of political correctness.

You are really not that funny, you're not very smart either. Every day I have to pretend you are tolerable and mildly likeable, when in reality I can't stand the sight of you. Your mere presence makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Every time I hear your voice it's like an eardropper of acid slowly being released into my ear canal.
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!!

by Dr Bombay June 18, 2010