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$5 Footlong

that $5 footlong gave me an std, now i know why it was so cheap.
by Jburr January 27, 2009
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Footlongs on Robyn

The act of purchasing anything with a friend's money.
Robyn:'here's £10, can you get me a drink at the bar?'
*5 minutes later*
Sophie:'I'm hungry, lets go to subway
Meg:'I've got no money'
Sophie:*takes out Robyn's money* 'Footlongs on Robyn?'
by essea January 13, 2008
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Montana Footlong

A hastily given blowjob behind a subway
Witnessing a Montana footlong makes you wanna bleach your eyes
by BruhsandBruhdettes March 1, 2020
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Fooling

Fooling is the art of performing sexual deeds > (greater than) a date/kiss/makeout but < (less than) performing sexual intercourse whether its vaginal or anal. The king of fooling is Fool-Her himself. Some think of Fool-Her as a god, a role-model or even a legend. There is a point system, and whenever you fool someone you gain (or lose) points depending on the physical appearance of the person.
scenerio 1:
*Matt starts fooling female by a BJ/footjob/reverse titty fuck etc*
justin: did you fool her yet?
matt: yes, i am the fool-her. end of question.
by phreshboyasia December 29, 2010
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The Footlong

Sliding your dick between a broad's ass cheeks until you cum; your dick is the hotdog and her ass is the bun; works best if the broad has junk in her trunk (it's a "titty" fuck down-under) Jizz Toss
MOCO gave Edith The Footlong last night!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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Five-Dollar Footlong

Slang for the dump you have to take after eating at Subway.
Jareds in the bathroom, we ate at subway and he as to deposit a five-dollar footlong
by Froggler August 2, 2010
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fooling around

Making an idiot of oneself. Acting immaturely.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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