Fonzie Touch

The ability to fix or turn on an electrical device just by hitting it with your elbow, even if that said device is broken, turned off, or not connected to an electrical source.

Look at Arthur over there, he definitely has the Fonzie Touch

by SquarekiteGaming November 24, 2010

fonzie

To kick or punch something broken to fix it.

The jukebox works fine once you give it a little fonzie.

by styzzo April 28, 2004

Luis Fonsi

A pervert who had sex with a woman in a sewer. He just loves sex, nothing else.

Friend: Hey, did you listen to the song, Despacito by Luis Fonsi?
Me: Yes, it sucked.

Friend: :( No its awesome.
Me: *kicks friend in the stomach* FLIPPING CRAZY DUMB BLOODY PIECE OF CRAP.

by JacobSaysHahahaha April 19, 2018

facebook fonies

hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.

Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.

by abject.hana January 26, 2009

Fonster

1. A hoagie from WaWa or any other hoagie making place that includes all possible ingriedients all at the same time (i.e. An Italian Hoagie with mayonaise, tartar sauce, horse radish, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, salt, pepper, etc. etc.)

2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).

That hoagie has 72 toppings...that's a Fonster!

Dude, you put on 30 pounds in the past week eating nothing but hoagies and mayonaise, you are a Fonster!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

duck fonkies

Similiar to saying fuck off or damn it. Swap the first letter of each word to understand the root phrase.

guy who messes up a machine part at work, "DUCK FONKIES!"

by mickey brown March 10, 2007

Fonzie Scheme

The act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. A Fonzie Scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is NOT any of these things. The name derives from the name of Arthur Fonzarelli, star of the sitcom "Happy Days," who is the epitome of leather-jacket-wearing cool guys.

Did you see that Tim, the shy guy from IT, is wearing a leather jacket today? That dude is totally trying to pull a Fonzie Scheme and score chicks.

by theCArainman January 19, 2015