along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

Ben Stiller kicks ass.

by DaChazman February 14, 2005

hot focker

a right jolly shit directly on the face pertaining to preferential sexual tastes: aka - shit facial

The ladies always enjoy a hot focker after a good fuck.

by busted mule March 3, 2005

Focker

Instead of using the word “fucker” to call someone you love... use focker as a term of endearment for someone who you are mad at but love them dearly.

I love that little focker.

by Ms. Curves January 16, 2021

Meet the Fockers

I'll admit it's a funny movie, but it makes fun of gays way too much. Stupid homophobic people..

"Gaylord Focker" - need I say anything else? Meet the Fockers is more for homophobics than anyone else.

by SomeBadJoke July 28, 2006

shocker-focker combo

It's when you perform a shocker, then get the girl to smell your pinky finger.

Next time I get a bitch nekked, I'm givin her the shocker-focker combo.

by borderjumper January 29, 2004

Fockery

Basically the same as fuck, but if you want to be different...

"What the Fockery is that?"

by Benjamin aka The Legend Killer January 22, 2008

Martha Focker

(Martha Focker)(1) One who is very rude to everyone.(2) An extremely mean person.(3)Your Father.

(1)That MARTHA FOCKER can't boss me around.(2)Stop trying to hit me you martha focker.

by John Redcorn April 30, 2006