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floffus

a horrible pop punk band that wishes they were new found glory
Floffus really sucked ass threw a crazy straw yesterday
by ^_^ November 5, 2002
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FOFF ASUZETTE

*NOTE/ DISCLAIMER
•.FOFF ASUZETTE NOT A SINGLE PERSON

•.FOFF ASUZETTE NOT A MALE/ FEMALE

•.FOFF ASUZETTE several people wrapped up into 1 messy wild tangled up ball• FOFF ASUZETTE they R better more handsome /beautiful/sexy REALITY is NOT! WARNING ! IF cornered they will LIE • FOFF ASUZETTE NOT a person BUT a “BEING” w/ an INTELLIGENT brain perhaps a form of “ALF” ChOsEs NOT TO USE IT *almost like a peeble *end of disclaimer
A) the worst / 1 of multiple personalities from 1-15 1 the worst
b) FOAS= F@%kOff ASUZETTE *c) Sybilevil angry w/jealous made up feelings they think they are funny need 2entertain performing ridiculous acts 2get ANY KIND OF ATTENTION WARNING these types of personalities WILL threaten suicide but wouldn’t do it *d) in”this mode”they think they R indestructible &they can do anything *e) FOFF ASUZETTE not afraid of street thugs, your bf/gf~not even your cute little grandma/not fearful of MCmembers not afraid of the law the police/authorities NO FEAR
f) this personality only seeks revenge & only hears half truths. *G) live wire w/no fear. *H) a parentless child nothing to lose *I) uknow. that 1 being you HAVE 2 babysit don’t FEED it, it only gets worse. that’s a Foff ASUZETTE
I hate when you act like a FOFF ASUZETTE ughh so annoying watching U keep picking@that same ole scab~that isn’t even there! Then u want to cook food!? FOFF ASUZETTE

*Oh great ! I see FOFF ASUZETTE is psycho ling up again~hold on boys&girls the rodeo just came2town~jealous green eyed monster will b rearing it’s head up any moment w/the land of make believe HALF TRUTHS get your cameras out so U can see the transformation~now that’s a FACT!

*RUN for your life! Cover yourself w/butter& carry some lemons just in case~There’s a FOFF ASUZETTE ON THE LOSE!
by FUSUE December 27, 2019
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