FMF 

FMF is an abbreviation for Fat Mother Fucker.

Hey! Don't touch my ass, you FMF (Fat Motha Fucka)

FMF by I will choke you May 20, 2017

FMF 

Fuck My Family

Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FMF

FMF by djthekid January 7, 2010

FMF 

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Have you ever seen FMF, the best movie ever made?

FMF by Kristofferson October 11, 2012

FMF 

A chick who looks good From Madd Far...

Yoo...look at that chick!!

Nah Chill, thats a FMF!

FMF by Jomal October 25, 2006

FMF 

fuck my fingers.
exclaimed or said after making many typos/errors in a row.

"yeah, he has a vagnia."
"*vaginia"
"*vaginia"
"*vagina"
"fmf!"

FMF by swissykins February 12, 2010

fmf 

To be used as an insult towards a fat person. An abbreviation of Fat Mother Fuc*er

"Yo,you're such a fmf"
"Yeah, he's such a saucer"
"Fuc* you, i am not. Plz die."

fmf by Oliffffa April 20, 2005

FMF 

-Abbreviation for Fuck My Ford

A sticker the same size as a Ford emblem. Most people driving Fords that know best put these on their Ford emblems to let everyone know that they are aware that they made a mistake.

-What does FMF over a Ford emblem mean?
-That means that Ford owner realizes he made a mistake by purchasing a Ford.

FMF by Ironsides November 26, 2006