by Stazi December 13, 2004

The sexual act of performing a rim job on a female, while reaching around to play the imaginary flute on her intimate parts.
by VinceWalford October 5, 2011

by Joey Rabone March 28, 2011

by Toxic grandpa March 3, 2019

A concert or marching band instrument. It has a high notes that can make grown men cry, and low notes that can calm crying babies. It is the best instrument known to mankind. Band directors find the flute players to be hateful. They have the biggest ego. Forget about trumpet egos. Flutes are worse.
by Queen Alice July 25, 2015

the past tense of float.
two boys are tubing down the river. one boy asks "...what's the past tense of float?" a few moments pass, then both boys simultaneously say "WHAT FLUTE!"
by whatflute August 10, 2009
