Pan Flute

When you are licking a person's asshole and you blow air into his or her anus, resulting in a long fart.

"I shot a quick pan flute up her ass and she blasted it back in my face."

by Bigger Spoon July 28, 2017

freddie the flute

A small talking flute from the popular show of the 60's HR Pufnstuf. He is golden and sparkly. He lives In Jimmy's back pocket.

Freddie: HR what's wrong with Jimmy?
HR Pufnstuf: I am not sure freddie the flute, Jimmy why you walking that way?

by HRPufnstuffer March 16, 2008

playing the flute solo

A euphemism for masturbating.

Girl: Got any plans for tonight?
Guy: Not much, probably just playing the flute solo, if you know what I mean.
Girl: Want to make it a duet?

by "Nasty" Nate April 5, 2008

douche flute

A personal vaporizer

Look, another guy in a fedora sucking on a douche flute!
<puff>, <hat tip>, "M'lady..."

by fivebags July 30, 2015

gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"

Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008

Flutered

Word used in Ireland when you are very very mouldy (drunk)

Jesus I was very flutered last night

by Flutered feen November 3, 2018

dirty flute

When a girl sucks a guys balls sideways, while she jerks him off with both hands, like she's playing the flute.

Yo, that girl from the party last night gave me the best dirty flute I've ever had!

by Kristina witha k August 2, 2012