A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.
Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.
by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017
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Friend-“Hi who are you waiting for”
You-“I’m waiting for my flumphy”
Friend-“awww isn’t he cute”
Me- “no he’s a flumphy”
(It can only be used for one person and they are called seahorse)
You-“I’m waiting for my flumphy”
Friend-“awww isn’t he cute”
Me- “no he’s a flumphy”
(It can only be used for one person and they are called seahorse)
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Get the Flumphy mug.The confused, tongue tied and speachless state a boy falls into when the girl he's crushing on talks to him unexpectedly for the first time.
Friend: hey, did you finally talk to Heidi?
Boy: no, I saw her at lunch but I got all flummoxed.
Friend 2: I heard you were like a deer in the headlights.
Boy: no, I saw her at lunch but I got all flummoxed.
Friend 2: I heard you were like a deer in the headlights.
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Get the Flumps mug.Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.
He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty
Also he murdered my fucking herny once.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.
He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty
Also he murdered my fucking herny once.
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
Get the Flumpty Bumpty mug.1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.
Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.
Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.
Dave – underpant typhoon
Dave's mate - Did you flump?
Dave again – Yeah. Sorry lads I think a flump just came out of its burrow
Dave's mate - Did you flump?
Dave again – Yeah. Sorry lads I think a flump just came out of its burrow
by Flumpet January 27, 2020
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