by concernedcitizentaxpayer June 15, 2012
Get the Sandra Fluke mug.Someone who does not show up when they had previously stated they will. Also, someone who has no intention of showing up, but acts like they will or want to show up only to mess with your feelings.
Simona is a flaker, she said she wanted to catch the game, but she met up with her real friends instead.
by Oppa's Club May 1, 2012
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The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.
"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"
"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"
"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"
by LittleMissFlaker March 17, 2013
Get the bare bum flaker mug.I woke up last night at 3am to go to the bathroom, but when I got there, I didn't have to go anymore. I had a total flukey dukey.
by Weskimo33 May 15, 2010
Get the flukey dukey mug.A miserable, unpleasant and bitterly unattractive female who claims she and 40% of her Georgetown Law coeds need $1,000/yr for contraceptives. She was dragged into a controversy when talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh called her a "slut" for blowing through a grand's worth of contraceptives in a year, thus causing leftists to hyperventilate, shit their pants, and fall all over themselves trying to get him kicked off the air, in their true fascist ways. However, Limbaugh should not have called her a slut. He should have called her a lying shameless freeloader, and a professional victim who expects everyone else to fund her sex life. (cause now this is a right too apparently) People aren't against contraception. They're against forcing insurers to cover it if they don't want to. And anyone and everyone knows you can get "the pill" for around $10/month, and condoms relatively cheaply also. (Again, she's a LIAR!) And god forbid the shameless little freeloader be expected to control her urges until she can get to a gas station and pay a couple dollars for some condoms. That's just too much to ask of the lying man-jawed freak. When Fluke wants to fuck, it's NOW! Like a monkey in heat, impulse control is out of the question.
Dude: "Hey, who's that slut on the corner holding up a sign that says 'will fuck for free"
Dude 2: That's a man......oh wait, no, that's Sandra Fluke, the slut that blows through a grand a year on contraceptives, and wants US to pay for it all!
Dude: Wow, what a shameless, lying, freeloading sack of shit!
Dude 2: I agree. Now let's go buy some condoms and tag-team that hoe.
Dude: Right on!
Dude 2: That's a man......oh wait, no, that's Sandra Fluke, the slut that blows through a grand a year on contraceptives, and wants US to pay for it all!
Dude: Wow, what a shameless, lying, freeloading sack of shit!
Dude 2: I agree. Now let's go buy some condoms and tag-team that hoe.
Dude: Right on!
by RME1976 June 17, 2012
Get the Sandra Fluke mug.Flunkerton is a game played in The Office Olympics. You strap a ream of paper to the bottom of each players feet and they race to the finish.
by Dwighth8sjim March 16, 2010
Get the Flunkerton mug.A talented and versatile Thai actor born on the 1st of June 1996. He is considered as one of the best Thai actors of the generation.
He starred in the film 'My Bromance' as Bank in 2014 and Pharm in the series 'Until We Meet Again.'
He starred in the film 'My Bromance' as Bank in 2014 and Pharm in the series 'Until We Meet Again.'
Fluke Natouch is so pretty, I cri. How can he be so cute and sexy at the same time?
Fluke Natouch is so talented that the world does not deserve him.
I want to meet Fluke Natouch in person!
Fluke Natouch is so talented that the world does not deserve him.
I want to meet Fluke Natouch in person!
by Nikkolo Imperial July 25, 2020
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