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sloppy flowerpot

The act of pooping on a girls vagina during her period cycle than watering it down with a good piss
Your a good gardener girl. Do you want to to come over later and I can give you a sloppy flowerpot
by Buckfucker May 11, 2015
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Flowerpot

That one person in your school that always raises their hand when the teacher asks a question. Sometimes flower pots are found obnoxious.
Me: God Lilly is such a flowerpot.

Sarah: what I didn't know Lilly was a flowerpot?!
Me: yeah since the day I saw her in class she was such a flowerpot.
by Recessparking October 12, 2016
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FlowerPot

when a female is around a man and want to sound a little cute or disreet, she'll say "excuse me i have to go empty the flowerpot"
Him: you ready to go bad ?

Her: Let me go empty the flowerpot first.
by Missjackson19 September 17, 2018
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flowerpot

another saying for "sexy woman".
a cute nickname, but with "pot" added.
"ooooooh did you see that woman?" "yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh she's defo a flowerpot"
by trainfan March 1, 2025
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Kentucky Flowerpot

The use of an old Toilet Bowl as a flowerpot. Commonly found in the front yard.
Did you see Bubba’s house? He has a Kentucky Flowerpot with hydrangeas by the garage.
by I’mBehindYou August 27, 2025
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Flowerpit

The stoners/hipsters moshpit. Consists of arms raised in air, and slow turning, with occasional contact with other members of the flowerpit.
Hipster A: Did you go to that show last night?

Hipster B: Yeah man, that flowerpit was soooo chill..
by Ja-wan December 18, 2012
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FlowerPetal Disease

FlowerPetal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki, being quite similar to the coughing of flowers by Patient A The causing of FlowerPetal disease is from in relationship, one sided love, where Patient A or B show no reply of feelings back, but date the person pitfully, to taunt the relationship, pretending to love them, making the person who liked them, blindsided, unaware of the falsehood of lies being used against them, the person faking the love, may end up ignoring the person with feelings, or cheat on them, etc. breaking their hearts slowly, then break up with person who had feelings, hence causing FlowerPetal Disease, though, it is quite rare as chances of it happening are quite low, 2/10 people in a room may have it. Patients may use a mask when they first discover they have it, then get medicine prescribed for it once it becomes worse. Surgery is an option, though is quite risky of death. 5/10 patients who have gotten the surgery have died, others getting extremely bad symptoms after the surgery, leading to needing meds to help with that, or more surgeries, so most advise not to get the surgery, and to try the medicine to see if that works.

Usually as you have it longer, you will notice that you can predict or notice the days it will act up, or before you start coughing, the flowers invade a small portion of your lungs, making it harder to breathe, but do not make it too much harder to do daily actives, though making it where you may need to take more breaks.
Definition / Define:

a person coughing up flowers from a broken relationship once over
person coughs flowers from an illness because of onesided love

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Example:
She stood up, leaving the room in a rush to the hall, and began coughing up damp white petals.

Do you have "FlowerPetal Disease"?

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Pronounced:
Flow-er- pet-al dis-ease
by eggs_cosplays February 16, 2022
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