no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.
by dannyisjesus November 18, 2005
Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.
by flounder founder April 24, 2009
The act of being so shit faced that your face contorts into something resembling a fish, usually coupled together with losing the ability to open one's eyes.
Marcus was so floundered last night he fucked an Indian girl. Most likely because he couldn't open his eyes to see how hideous she was.
by kevbocutie June 04, 2011
The act of taking ones hand and placing it in someone else underarm and shaking it as if it was a flounder out of water.
by Scott17 March 21, 2008
Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.
by wurstle July 07, 2021
This term is used in the land of online gaming when someone receives an improper or unneeded trout. Originated in UnForums alternate reality game discussion boards.
"Wee Todd Did I Am" says Joe.
Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John
"Trout" says Joe.
"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)
Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John
"Trout" says Joe.
"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)
by NataSUF February 26, 2008
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by kyle April 01, 2005