flounder

no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.

"i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder."

by dannyisjesus December 26, 2005

flounder

To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.

Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.

by flounder founder April 23, 2009

Floundered

The act of being so shit faced that your face contorts into something resembling a fish, usually coupled together with losing the ability to open one's eyes.

Marcus was so floundered last night he fucked an Indian girl. Most likely because he couldn't open his eyes to see how hideous she was.

by kevbocutie November 22, 2011

floundering

The act of taking ones hand and placing it in someone else underarm and shaking it as if it was a flounder out of water.

I am floundering my friend.

by Scott17 March 21, 2008

to flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021

flounder

This term is used in the land of online gaming when someone receives an improper or unneeded trout. Originated in UnForums alternate reality game discussion boards.

"Wee Todd Did I Am" says Joe.

Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John

"Trout" says Joe.

"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)

by NataSUF February 25, 2008

flounder

a faggot fucking pussy, that works at the olive garden in springfield mass. who love his N/a Stawberry Daquiri fucking vagina

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by kyle April 1, 2005