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Floppy Donut

A floppy donut is someone who flops
Usmaan is a floppy donut because he got caught by his manager viewing Christmas photos of his friends crush.
by Shanddyyysheliottt December 15, 2021
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big floppy donkey doinker

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole
nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard
by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006
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Florida Floppy Dick

An old Floridian pedophile man who is incapable of getting an erection and is forced to use Viagra
That man in the windowless van is a Florida Floppy Dick
by watchmeown654 December 19, 2011
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floppy dingo

a non-erect penis, very common in sporting events, when the penis is uncontrollably flopping around.
At yesterday's game, my Floppy Dingo was getting in the way of my three point shot.
by "Cronky" December 27, 2008
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Floppy Dick Drive

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.
Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."
by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006
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floppy disk

when you have a 3.5 inch, 1.44 mb pre-formatted, double sided, high density wang with 135 tracks per inch. if you experience problems, call technical support. please, treat your floppy disk with respect. it's a very technical piece of equipment.
after a nice hard drive, i showed her my floppy disk.
by Estafon September 27, 2005
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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...
by Simon Young March 25, 2008
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