flimpinshnooser

An ultra pump.

Hey, you should put out that fire with a flimpinshnooser!

by Soxie1 December 29, 2009

flemphlantang

The feeling of joy a human(or maybe other animals) feels when seeing a dog enjoying life.

I was overwhelmed by flemphlantang in traffic today when I saw a German Shepherd in a ford truck in the next lane.

by pandagrrlpiff July 13, 2017

flompy flimpy

a weird word that just means.... well idk

Person 1: Why wont you put you money in your pockets?

Person 2: They're too flompy flimpy

by ileikchikennuggets123456 October 16, 2020

Flumph

An onomatopoeia to describe the sound of a pillow hitting something.

"Flumph!" said the pillow, as Bob swiftly clouted Sarah in the face with it.

by jeffthejiff December 28, 2005

flimp

1. (adj.) Cool; awesome.
2. (n.) A boat.

1. Those are some flimp jeans you got there.

2. He rowed away on a wooden flimp.

by 24Frets March 26, 2010

flimping

When one person poops in some else's ear at which point a third person is pissing in someone's nose

"Me and my friends had a go at flimping yesterday it was really strange"said Dave

by Mrstealyourpasta December 19, 2017

flimpis

Excess scrotal tissue. The condition can be genetic and seldom leads to medical complications. Or more often its etiology can be traced to scarring caused my repeated zippering of skin that has not been safely retucked after urination. Flimpis is a rare medical condition, as those predisposed to more than one accidental zippering usually do not survive long enough to reach breeding age.

Sweet Jesus....got my flimpis hung up again.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003