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flightless bird

A woman over the age of 28, whom is usually but not exclusively, physically unattractive that has failed to obtain AND retain a male mate of ANY value, be him of physical, intellectual, sexually, socially or financially noteworthy. She has been deemed a loser in the sexual market place and will result to shaming both men and women whom are more succesfull than her in the arena of love, sex, and companionship.
Steve: Alexis the HR supervisor is always in a bad mood.
For her 34th birthday we threw her a suprise birthday pary and bought her a new dog carrier for her pet yorky. She said that the gesture was nice but she doesn't need any body buying her anything and that her personal life was of no one's concern.

Karen: She has been bitter since Chad left her 6 yrs ago for a hooters girl. I feel bad for her. She's a flightless bird and holds a grudge against anything with a penis... besides that hopefully
by LegendKilla February 10, 2019
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Flightreacts

FlightreactsA real ass nigga who get hella hoes and be knocking boots. A walking dub commonly used for a niggga that’s getting better at hooping. Commonly named used names for niggas that’s probably fucking yo bitch and still getting paid
I wanna be like flightreacts when i grow up.
by FlightReactsLilHomie December 12, 2018
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FlightReacts

the GOAT of all GOATS.

A walking w, the epitome of greatness. Commonly used to describe someone who is a great basketball player. Makes amazing music and is what every kid dreams to be, gets a lot of woman and has a high IQ. Check him doing the ABC's for more proof
"I just went FlightReacts all up on that nig"
by ygfeuigfeu August 25, 2020
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Frightled

1. A combination of startled and frightened.
2. To be startled with an expectation of death.
A. When suddenly approached by a menacing force. "Frightled"
by Jack Kovack September 21, 2011
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FLIGHTSTAR

FLIGHTSTAR IN DA BUILDING!!
by FLIGHTSTAR ENT April 24, 2013
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Frightled

A mixture of the words frightened and startled that describe a feeling of fear.
Ah! You frightled me!
by whooptydoooo May 28, 2017
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Flightsexual

Someone who uses way too many FlightReacts jokes and memes.
These Flight memes were funny until those Flightsexuals overdid it.
by Tax Evasion Enthusiast May 6, 2020
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