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Flib

To harass or insult another person by casually placing one or both hands behind your head.
1. I walked into the living room and my mother looked right at me and flibbed. Who does she think she is?

2. Every time I go to that gas station the cashier flibs me. I'm going somewhere else from now on.
by Flib Flab McDab July 22, 2021
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Flib

A flib is the small gathering of fabric around the fly of jeans or khaki pants that makes the wearer appear to have a hard-on when sitting. This can happen to men or women, resulting in awkward situations.
Ugh, this flib is making me look like I'm so turned on!

Hey girl, is that a flib or are you just happy to see me?
by Fibonacci77 December 13, 2018
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Flib

Adjective ; Known as the evaluation scale for pretty much everything .

It is used to assess goes from worse (flip) to best (flibidi)
I could die instantly if I listen to this song again, it's so flib

He is flibi at free throw shooting, he could do better

This concert was a real flibidi moment in my life, I couldn't have had more fun
by La_truth June 5, 2018
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flibbed a flob

When a man hits the ovaries of a woman during sex
by Captain crisp September 2, 2017
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Flib

The act of shaking a shrimp in a controlled and deliberate manner.
The baby was crying, so I took a shrimp and began to flib it. The baby was very satisfied!
by Mandolorian01 October 11, 2016
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flib

combination of "fucking" and "liberals." Synonymous with "snowflake" People who don't realize that hard working people should not have to support non-working (capable) people and instead take advantage of the hard workers with comments such as "it's my right" or "the government owes me."
"George sits on his ass all day playing xbox, eating cheetos and drinking beer "HE" bought with food stamps in a house paid for by the government. What a flib!!
by GrammerNazi October 10, 2017
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