flEXing

when you flex on your ex

My ex dumped me, but I'm now rich, so I spend all day flEXing

by Jose el Culero y el padre February 16, 2018

Flexing

Showing interest in something someone else has as if you want it for yourself.

Stop flexing on my cheesecake dude!

by robblue6412 August 04, 2010

Flexing

Used when describing something or someone that is just 'there' looking good doing absolutly nothing.

"That doe is just sat the flexing."

by B Oldroyd November 07, 2005

flexing

When one male-gender-oriented indvidual decides to show another of the classification their bicep muscle, and in the process tightening the muscle, achieving maximum douchebag level. Usually used on somone who could be described as being a 'hater' by the flexer, or the 'flexee'

Guy 1: "Drake's new album comes out today! I hear there are 12 songs on it about his secret lover Lil Wanye, and the other 3 are about losing."

Guy 2: "Drake blows"

Guy 1: "I'm gonna flex on you!!!"
(Guy 1 starts flexing)

by Zaneke Mutumbo December 12, 2011

Flexing

A desperate attempt to win an argument. Something that one person accuses another of doing when the accused person makes a salient point that the accuser cannot refute.

Bob just made a bunch of good points, but he can't be right. He must be flexing.

by azzrancor September 05, 2012

flex

to roll a nice L

"yoo my nigga watch me flex this blunt"

by ablazingape May 10, 2012

Flexing

When a man tries to tie down a well paid lady by getting her pregnant and tricking her into marriage to upgrade their journey on the gravy train from a season pass to a lifetime pass.

(Barman phones friend)

Barman: Yo Kristof Duttonivich, there’s some single girl here who’s just paid for a round of drinks using her platinum American Express card, she must be minted, I thought you might be up for some flexing!

Friend: yeah man! Let me just finish my scoff, and I’ll be down to full flex on that!

by Knobjockey1989 December 06, 2018