satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.

"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."

by The dark wizard May 9, 2014

Millionaire’s Fleshlight

The act of pleasuring oneself with a roll of hundred dollar bills wrapped around one’s member, similar to the popular sex toy the Fleshlight.

“Damn, I got paid last night so I got off with my millionaire’s Fleshlight.”

by Bobiffer June 15, 2018

Chicago Fleshlight

The sexual act of shooting someone and vigorously fucking the gunshot wound.

In order to maintain my abstinence I let my boyfriend give me a Chicago Fleshlight.

by Range68W December 1, 2019

public fleshlight

A place where a man can go and enjoy some nice pootang in public. Generally out in the open.

Troy: dude I used the public fleshlight at the beach yesterday. Now I feel awesome!
Sam: Me too!!! fleshlight

by EnchantedOrangeSoda November 11, 2015

Mosman Fleshlight

When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.

I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight

by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023

Fleshlight tag

A game of tag involving a flesh light where the object is to get the flesh light on a guys penis.

To spice things up, Tim and John decided to strip naked and run around the house playing fleshlight tag.

by Scott20cmu January 2, 2015

Fleshlight-off

Fleshlight-off means to masturbate and have a cumgasm using your Fleshlight.

This morning I decided to Fleshlight-off to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021