Flemch

The mucus inside your throat that won't come out, but you really want it to.

I have so much flemch in my throat

Achmed is spelt, a, c, flemch, hmed.

by Gingere April 23, 2019

Fermunda Cheese

The accumulation of sweat, dirt, grime, and stank under a man's ball sack after the daily grind. Usually far to potent for the possibility of sexual acts such as fellatio. See also duck butter.

Ew Rich, I can't give u some knobber because that fermunda cheese is atrocious.

by Chris_P September 1, 2008

fermion

The little particle that drives fermentation.

It takes water, fermions, and patience to make ethanol from corn.

by Orthogonal Jones June 22, 2008

flem charm

A type of charm that when used on unsuspecting victims has the opposite effect to that of which the user intended. Its powerful negative powers usually arise when used by people that are of questionable character and possess poor personal hygiene levels.

you really "flem charmed" the shit out of that guy, idiotttt

by DDoon December 2, 2015

Fermurmal

Fucking pogger gamer. Gets all the pussy in the world.

Wow that guy is a Fermurmal, he carried me in cod zombies the other day!

by Ehajbrhwudbbe January 3, 2021

Fermented Freddy

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!

Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)

by DPI001 July 5, 2011

fermin

Fermin.. A REALLY tall freak. A ladys man. Always gets the cuties. A playa at times but can have a deep conversation with anyone. Normally owns a nice camera. and a freak.

Fermin: PARTYS HERE!!
Girl: STFU.

by Marqie January 9, 2012