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floorgasm

The act of reaching the climax of sexual intercourse while in a non-elevated position; having an aforementioned climax on the floor or ground as opposed to a raised surface.
The couple rolled off of the bed and experienced multiple floorgasms.
by lokoike October 25, 2006
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Flavorgazmic

When a flavor is so good, you just have to make a noise when you taste it.
Person 1- *Grunts really loudly*
Person 2- "What was that?!"
Person 1- "That cake was so flavorgazmic, I just had to make a noise"
by savannahryanne June 23, 2009
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Floorgasm

Orgasm (metaphoric) on the (dance)floor. The supremely satisfactory feeling one receives from finally getting that damn throwaway oversway, contracheck, fallaway-slip pivot-developpe amalgamation, or other complex, expensive, time-consuming, and difficult dance maneuver/step/amalgamation/etc. that causes much sweating and crying and swearing at partner.

A giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything "above their level" by an accomplished and kick-ass lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or boob-stickin'.

What Jack Johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.

What one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.
Dancesport coach: Today we're going to learn a dip that looks as though your spine has been bent like a twizzler.

Lead: *drops partner on her big fat ass*

Jack Johnson: Let me do it,

Follow: teehee- *floorgasm*

Jack: *endearingly arrogant smirk*
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Ballroom addict 1: Say, did you watch that PBS America's Ballroom Challenge?

Obsessed Ballroom Addict: OMG did you SEE Ben and Shalene? *Floorgasm!*

Ballroom Addict 1: Dude... wipe your chin...

Ben: Yeah, and stop stalkin' me!

Shalene: TZAH! *delivers tango-face beatdown with a Supadance to the face*
by Tzah September 23, 2007
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faborgasmical

a combination of the words fabulous, orgasmic, and radical. used to describe something that is utterly, too amazing for words.
That party was super faborgasmical.
by Gangster-Nation April 29, 2007
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florgasm

An orgasm that you have on the floor! usualy from self masturbation
Alex attempted to have a florgasm on the floor, but failed misserably
by Nikki<3Max March 18, 2007
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floorgasm

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n.

1. To reach the peak of sexual excitement on the floor, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure. While on the floor a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals will follow, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male all over the floor. Also called climax.
Example - Billy was masturbating and fell out of his bed onto the floor. He continued to masturbate and at the point of climax hit a (floorgasm).
by Kritzinger January 7, 2006
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floorgasm

The act of masturbating while on the floor, and wiping the aftermath on it as well.
I just had a totally badass floorgasm in my sister's room last night, I hope she didn't get her foot stuck where I wiped it...
by doomsong123 February 5, 2007
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