by Bah August 11, 2004
Get the fleshlight mug.When a parent/guardian is looking for you in the dark outside. when you're up to no good. Like smoking reefers at the end of the driveway.
"Hey Kevin!"
"What?"
"Here comes the Ol' Man, 'Flashlight Special'"!
Ol man: Never you mind "Flashlight Special!"
"What?"
"Here comes the Ol' Man, 'Flashlight Special'"!
Ol man: Never you mind "Flashlight Special!"
by Noster April 28, 2004
Get the flashlight special mug.by Adonis617 May 20, 2013
Get the flashlight cowboy mug.Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.
Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.
Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...
*unh unh unh*
Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.
Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...
*unh unh unh*
by strange_aeon November 25, 2013
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Get the Sudanese fleshlight mug.Flashlights are mainly used as tools to shine in girls pussy’s to make the hole easier to find but luke’s flashlight blinds the pussy therefore causing it to shrivel up almost like a piece of newspaper thrown in a fire. Pussy’s will most likely react to Luke's Flashlight like a Minecraft zombie in the daylight or a flower with no sunlight.
by S onHisBack November 28, 2021
Get the Luke’s Flashlight mug.Flashlight therapy is the process of beating someone with a large flashlight eg Mag-Lite to help them come to their senses. Often used by police officers. Can be prescribed by doctors when they become irate with annoying patients.
- My head hurts after that flashlight therapy last night!
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".
by YellowLemon October 18, 2009
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