flart

a flabby fart, i.e. a fart that causes your buttcheeks to flap around

damn, that sure was a loud flart!

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

flart

A fart with a squirt.

I just flarted. She just flarted. They are flarting.

by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004

flart

The act of cutting a fart in bed, then flipping the sheets so the 'aroma' wafts over to your partner.

I was sitting in bed with a good book when my wife suddenly laid down a flart that sent me into the bathroom for an exhaust fan.

by zelmo January 8, 2009

flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting

Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...

by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005

Flarted

When you laugh & fart at the same time - FLARTED

Karen told Rach a joke, they both laughed so hard they farted! Flarted

by Flarty pants May 18, 2018

flart

A flying fart. One that lingers in the air for a while.

Oh man, i just flarted.

by Wet Stain December 30, 2016

flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

by MassGuru April 28, 2011