by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007
by Jack Mehoff March 1, 2004
The act of cutting a fart in bed, then flipping the sheets so the 'aroma' wafts over to your partner.
I was sitting in bed with a good book when my wife suddenly laid down a flart that sent me into the bathroom for an exhaust fan.
by zelmo January 3, 2008
Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...
by Susanne Jameson March 6, 2005
by Flarty pants March 30, 2018
by Wet Stain December 30, 2016
Failing + Flirting = Flarting
An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.
Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.
An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.
Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.
Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.
Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.
Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.
by MassGuru April 10, 2011