A teacher that shouldn't be a teacher because he is so stupid and is kind of fat and he probably can't swim.
by Farbear friends March 1, 2017
Get the farbear mug.The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.
"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."
by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007
Get the Flab Stab mug.Related Words
Flarb
• flarbin
• Flarble
• flarby
• flarb pac
• flarbage
• flarbajano
• Flarbanoogle
• flarbarb
• flarbarnarnch
believed to be derived from "far be it from the truth" or an anachronism of "Fast And Researchless Buying".
a derogatory term used in the hobby of historical reenacting in reference to participants who exhibit indifference to historical authenticity, either from a material-cultural standpoint or in action. It can also refer to the inauthentic materials used by those reenactors.
Also called "polyester soldiers," farbs are reenactors who spend relatively little of their time or money maintaining authenticity with regard to uniforms, accessories, or even period behavior. The 'Good Enough' attitude is pervasive among farbs, although even casual observers may be able to point out flaws.
a derogatory term used in the hobby of historical reenacting in reference to participants who exhibit indifference to historical authenticity, either from a material-cultural standpoint or in action. It can also refer to the inauthentic materials used by those reenactors.
Also called "polyester soldiers," farbs are reenactors who spend relatively little of their time or money maintaining authenticity with regard to uniforms, accessories, or even period behavior. The 'Good Enough' attitude is pervasive among farbs, although even casual observers may be able to point out flaws.
Fred:"Did you see those reenactors eating McDonalds?"
Bob: "Yeah, I know, what farbs!"
"Look at that polyester dress that woman is wearing! What a farb."
Bob: "Yeah, I know, what farbs!"
"Look at that polyester dress that woman is wearing! What a farb."
by chaquageorge August 10, 2009
Get the farb mug.by DannoPMan July 23, 2009
Get the Farble mug.Adjective that describes something that is better than perfect, commonly used when the word perfect is just an understatement.
by JonJon299 July 25, 2010
Get the Flarben mug.The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.
by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008
Get the Flab Monkey mug.An area with a high concentration of flab, so much so that it dangles, much in the same way that a testicle does.
by Cameron haimes December 15, 2011
Get the Flab Nuts mug.