flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.

Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.

The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.

by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020

Jack Flapping

The action in which guys shake the excess urine off of their penis after urinating.

I hope you did not forget to do your Jack Flapping

(this was Made by Jarryd Hardam)

by Somnili June 30, 2016

Batman flapping

Two gay male Asians that make love after eating sushi while wearing costumes

I bet the are gonna go do some batman flapping

by Unknown xoxo June 27, 2016

nut flapping

Occurs when your testicles smack together when running down the stairs in gym shorts

dude i was so embarassed today i had some major nut flapping going on when i was running down the stairs

by peterbattista November 2, 2006

flapping

alternate word to describe jabbing a nice booty

k-malz: i was flapping that booty at the gyzam
deemo: douchebaggg
enlo: spit roasttt meee k-malzzz

by perthlover321 June 26, 2009