Emotionally flacid

When you can't get it up anymore emotionally. Numb to all emotions.

She's so emotionally flacid that she can't care anymore

by MrEmotionallyFlacid May 29, 2017

flacid folly

When you're tryin to do your slit, but your cock isnt hard so you take your flacid cock and continue to smack that cunt into submission until your primed and ready.

If your dick isnt hard try the flacid folly.

by Dangerzone January 21, 2007

flacid tube

When your cock is flacid but hard enought to be half stiff like a cardboard tube for paper towels

Dude i got a flacid tube in my pants

by Jack niclox May 2, 2014

flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis

my girl loves a nice flacid punch

by Therealkei May 23, 2016

flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else

i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night

by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016

Lake Flacid

When you can't get your dick hard in an outside environment.

"I was on a booty call in the woods and couldn't get bricked. Lake Flacid!"

by ambaryk November 16, 2023

Flacid hinka

When you are really high and forget how to say weed

Yooo pass me the flacid hinka

Thats some flacid
Holy shit I see flacid

by J. Cusbin June 30, 2022