flabacertatuaxious

When you are flabbergasted but curious in the time time.

"Woah that story is pretty cool but I'm a little flabacertatuaxious. Explain it a little more and keep the story going it sounds amazing I wanna hear more."

by Zantetsuken January 22, 2022

Cranny fabs

A female infested with crabs.

Stop scatching that you've got cranny fabs!

by stenchmole September 29, 2015

fabsolutely

fucking absolutely also fabulous and absolutely. Used to describe emphatic acceptance in a positive situation.

-hey are you gonna do that hot guy with the fine threads?

-fabsolutely!

by molilisabelle August 27, 2005

flab-aghasted

What happens when you look down and realize you've grown a muffintop.

I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!

by anomelie March 9, 2010

flabbergaggled

The act of giving a fellatio laying on a bed/ couch while on your back. Your head is off the side and the male stands over you while his penis is fully inserted down your throat, touching your gag reflex while his testicles are draped and covering your nose and eyes.

Dude, you should have been there last night, I flabbergaggled her till she almost passed out.

by eodude February 11, 2014

Flab Stab

The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.

"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."

by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007

fabsofuckinglutely

Like absofuckinglutely but gayer and with more conviction.

"Gay marriage should be legalized universally"
"Fabsofuckinglutely!"

by HappyPerpetualFappy February 12, 2020