Fitzgerald

Name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle

I'm dying for a crap but the only cubicle has a couple of fitzgeralds in it

by JasonDick November 27, 2011

fitter

The British way of saying hotter. when fit (hot) isnt enough!

british guy1: Dude your moms fitter then hell!!
british guy2: Hells pretty damn fitt

by Nathandavis101 March 10, 2007

sprinkler fitter

fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.

neighbor was being a jerk so the sprinkler fitter made it rain on him.

by brentwoodbc February 23, 2011

Fitzgerald

An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.

The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald.

by Keith K. Marowitz April 24, 2011

fitnerd

a fitness nerd; a person who loves working out and gets all technical about technique, form, supplements, protein shakes. The best wieghtlifting moves and generally just talks in a language only other fitnerds can understand.

"Man, look at that fitnerd over there, going off about supercompensation and that meathead has no idea what he is saying. He just keeps nodding and flexing."

by SchwObama February 5, 2010

fither

alternate form of father; a man in relation to his child or children.

ei. Her fither died at a young age

by SoupGoat August 19, 2021

fitzgerpop

A person who is weirdly obsessed with Jeremy Fitzgerald from blueycapsules.

Have you seen fitzgerpop's new post? it's so lame

by Sharknomnom May 20, 2022