Filterbation

The act of placing your genitals within sufficient proximity to the filter jet which circulates the water in a pool in order to pleasure one's self.

Jeff hasn't moved from that spot along the side of the pool in over ten minutes, he must be filterbating. Filterbation is best accomplished when no one else is around...

by xxCriticalMassxx Classy Masi August 6, 2011

Faturbate

The act of using your inner thigh fat to masturbate.

Dude 1: Yo, last night I got bored so I decided to faturbate.
Dude 2: That's gross dude.

by Mutheryucka March 4, 2016

futerbate

(v.) To have sex in the car.

Yeah me and my boy were futerbating last night.

by Hajabajoobi August 31, 2003

fingerbate

The act of being immersed in one's phone; flipping mindlessly through dating apps, social media, youtube, etc. While ignoring physical 'real life' human company or one's internal thoughts.

With a lull in the conversation, Sarah started to fingerbate to avoid that awkward silence feeling.

After they had ordered their food, the group of friends pulled out their phones and preceded to fingerbate.

by stop go man April 24, 2018

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

Fisturbate

v. A variant of fisting in which you wank yourself inside a partner’s orifice as you’re fisting. Chiefly a gay anal sex practice involving the motion simultaneously stimulating the fistee’s prostate, but can also be vaginal.

“Fisting Robin was getting me harder and hornier, so I slipped it in and fisturbated”

“I want you to fisturbate and then punch your spooge deep inside me”

by NYCBill July 14, 2021